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9 tips on how to ‘get that guy’, according to the internet

Just in case your budget doesn’t stretch to the ‘Four-Hour ‘Get The Guy’ Dating Workshop’ on offer from Groupon this week.

WE ALL KNOW that there is one thing every woman wants to know.  How to ‘get that guy’ of course!  Fortunately, this is something Groupon have picked up on with this week’s offer.

We know, however, that in today’s economic climate, not everyone has an extra tenner to spend on a ‘Get the Guy’ dating workshop.  Times are hard!  So, we decided we’d do you a favour and bring you some free advice on getting the guy, according to the wonderful world of the internet.

Let’s start with a pep talk.

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Ok, do you have the prerequisites to find your soul mate?  Are you ready to do what the man with the hypnotic voice told you?  Do you have your eye on someone?

Then let’s get down to business.

1.  Make it clear you’re available.

According to Wikihow.com, ‘wearing a “single bracelet” will do the trick: they’re stylish, very noticeable, and say that you’re ready for a relationship if you can handle being single’.

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2.  Avoid an obsessive gaze

Otherwise he will flip.

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3.  Wear your hair up

So you can let it down.

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4.  Show him your anxiety

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5.  Ask him about his exes

Guys love that.  Point at him while you do it too.

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6.  Talk about your exes

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7.  Be independent AND dependent

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8.  Have good hygiene

Guys don’t like girls who smell.

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9.  Don’t be afraid to strap your love right on him

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