WHAT’S ALL THIS?

Justice Minister Alan Shatter’s sexy book Laura is for sale in a secondhand shop on Talbot Street in Dublin for €49.95.

Photo: Christina Finn

But before you get your knickers in a twist (ooh-er matron) the copy in question is a signed original.

Meanwhile ‘Laura’ is at number three in the book chart at Dublin Aiport, which means it’s probably going international.

QUICK! CLOSE THE BORDERS! CONTAIN IT!

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And in case you don’t know what you’re missing out on, here’s the sex scene from Laura:

Her inexperienced hands touched him so tentatively that every muscle in his body ached for fulfilment. When he entered her, he knew it was her first time. He moved slowly and she dug her fingers into his back, moaning and gasping for breath. When she loosened her grip and her body relaxed, he knew he was going to erupt. She gasped again as he pulled himself free of her and overflowed on her slender body. They were lying on the carpeted floor of his office… It was almost midnight and, except for the Gardaí at the entrance gates, Leinster House was deserted.

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