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Amanda Brunker got sh*t on by a seagull on the red carpet at the VIP Style Awards. The author and socialite was striding up to the entrance when one of Dublin’s birds attacked. “A seagull just s**t in my hair!” Amanda ‘blared’, according to VIP publisher Michael O’Doherty whose eyewitness account of the “considerable deposit” in her barnet is in the Herald today.

We’re not sure he can beat Amanda’s own tweets though:

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She even attracted the attention of the birds themselves:

But don’t worry. Her night picked up from there:

Colin Farrell hasn’t been on a date in four years. The former party boy confessed all to the Sunday Times, saying that he was too busy bringing up kids and doing yoga.

There is not one [woman in my life] – zilch, nada. I have not dated for, ooh, four years now. It’s just not happening, what with the work, the kids and my life. I know it’s not what people expect to hear, but that’s the honest truth.

(Sunday Times)

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Brad Pitt has injured his face in a flip-flop accident. He was pictured at a charity benefit with a large bruise on his face, and when people asked questions he revealed the full story:

This is what happens when you try to run up steps in the dark, with your arms full, wearing flip flops. Turns out if you then try to stop your forward momentum with your face, the result is road rash.

(RTÉ TEN)

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And the rest of the day’s dirt…

• Christine Bleakley and Frank Lampard might be getting married in Donegal. (Irish Independent)
• North West loves taking selfies. (Mirror)
• Taylor Swift is Ed Sheeran’swingman. (Inquisitr)
• Katie Hopkins shared a frankly terrifying image. (Twitter)
• Simon Cowell is a secret Lion King fan. (Mail Online)

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