1. This question
Over and over.
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2. The same vegetarian ‘option’ in EVERY restaurant
Seriously, restaurants. There’s only so much goat’s cheese tart you can eat.
3. Concerned relatives thinking you REQUIRE meat to survive
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4. People getting all defensive when you reveal your eating preference
When you honestly couldn’t care less.
5. And striving to find ‘contradictions’ in your beliefs
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6. This just not being a vegetable, no matter how much waiters try to convince you.
See also: “chicken”.
7. Disappointing fake meat
8. Smug non-vegetarians
9. And competitive fellow vegetarians
10. Occasional secret bacon cravings
One for the former meat-eaters, this.
11. People making this face when you say ‘tofu’
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12. The eternal hell of buffets
13. Even delicious, innocent-seeming snacks being out of bounds
Um, back to the bacon again.
14. And just when you’re feeling smug about a meat scandal…
… just when your whole outlook seems to be validated by the universe…
… something like this happens.
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