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8 reviews of the Apple Watch laden with romance
IT’S THREE WEEKS until Apple Watches are actually available to the public, but the cheeky minx has already been flaunting its wares to some lucky, smitten reviewers.
Hold onto your suspenders!…
1. The experience is pure bliss for some
“It was only on Day 4 that I began appreciating the ways in which the elegant $650 computer on my wrist was more than just another screen,” gushed the New York Times.
Sounds like a diary entry during one of the world’s great romances.
2. Some bordered on the obsessional
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The Apple Watch is a bulbous, friendly little thing, according to The Verge:
Why don’t you just marry it?
3. And it only gets more creepy
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“Everything about the Apple Watch whispers craftsmanship,” said Mashable.
Whisper, you say?
4. The praise continued to get oddly specific
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Despite its lukewarm review, Bloomberg still manages to hail its surgical brilliance:
This guy is 100 per cent in love with the watch.
5. The Wall Street Journal followed suit
And the Wall Street Journal didn’t back down from heaping praise:
The Apple Watch will live on your arm.
6. Nice to know we have these fashion options to go with it
The link bracelet is only $449. SIGN US UP:
7. Only an exclusive club were allowed to test them
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And The Mail were quick to let us know this fact:
You saw the Watch first. We get it. We won’t touch it now.
8. You’ll be wearing it as fancy jewellery, apparently
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It has magical powers as well, according to Yahoo:
We can’t cope with this at all. If you see someone wearing one when they come out, ask them for a review. If they also fall in love with the watch, we’ll add their romantic quotes to the list.
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