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Are You Ready To Have A Child?

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9.30am, 31 May 2015
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How long have you had your current pair of headphones?
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Oh gosh, for over a year now?
Less than six months.

Oh God, a month? I'm constantly losing/breaking headphones.
Have you ever had to write a "Lost my phone, send me your numbers" status on Facebook?
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Yes. Yes, I have.
Nope *smug face*

Multiple times.
Have you recently found something in the fridge that was so old you feared it was a health hazard?
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No, I am very diligent about throwing out food.
I regularly throw out cartons of solid milk.
How would you rate your present-wrapping skills?
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Very good. Exemplary even.
Eh, passable?

I purposely don't wrap presents. I use gift bags.
When did you last eat a piece of fruit?
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Today.
Yesterday, I think.

...I can't remember.
What time do you go to bed on a school night?
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Before 10pm. *yawns*
Before midnight.

Depends how deep into a Netflix hole I get.
And what time do you get up on the weekend?
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By 9am. I like to make the most out of my day.
Definitely out of bed by 11am.

Depends on how hungover I am.
Have you ever gone out and had "just the one"?
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Yes.
Are you joking?
Finally, a friend tells you they are expecting a child. Your response is...
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Congratulations! I'm so happy for you!
Oh shite, what are you going to do? Er, I mean, congratulations!
Answer all the questions to see your result!
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You scored out of !
No, absolutely not.
You can barely look after yourself, let alone a wee baba.
Share your result:
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You scored out of !
Yes, go forth and procreate!
Any child would be lucky to have you. Your headphones alone are testament to that.
Share your result:

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