OH, AZIZ ANSARI.
How do we love thee? Let us count the way.
You’ve loved him since his days as Tom Haverford on Parks and Recreation
That winning smile! That goofy attitude!
He’s so self-assured and confident that he managed to hold his own alongside Jay-Z and Kanye West in the video for Otis.
He makes you laugh so much and not only that, but he also makes you think *taps temple*
Here he is talking about romance, fate and destiny. Makes you think.
He loves his parents so much!!!
Most of us would truly rather die than work with our parents or indeed have them recite jokes for the entire world, but Aziz Ansari *loves* his parents so much that he’s happy to spend time with them outside of important occasions. What a sweetheart.
And isn’t scared to tell Donald Trump to “go f**k himself” on their behalf.
Now that’s called being a good son.
Let’s just take a moment to relive his SNL monologue, shall we?
https://www.facebook.com/snl/videos/10154881142446303/
He knows how to really enjoy being famous.
Instead of going wild on private jets or taking shady substances, Aziz Ansari is out here gorging on antipasti and drinking wine.
THE DREAM.
He could almost certainly whip up a refreshing cocktail for you on a hot day. You’d be like, “I don’t know what I want,” and he’d be like, “I’ve got just the thing.”
Because that’s just the kind of guy he is.
He can wear the hell out of a suit and mingle with pretty much anyone, making him the perfect wedding plus one.
More impressively, he manages to not look like a 12 Pubs lout in a Christmas jumper.
Instead, he just looks wholesome and like he gives really thoughtful presents.
Imagine the unreal holidays you would go on together.
He’s the king of holidays and living his best life.
Love you, Aziz.
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