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Wednesday 27 November, 2024
Wednesday 27 November, 2024
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12 unquestionably bleak New Year's resolutions
HAPPY ‘ACTUAL START of New Year’s resolutions’ day. Everyone knows that New Year’s Day doesn’t count.
According to data taken from Twitter, the top resolution was to ‘work out’.
But there have also been a few others knocking about. Others that are slightly more off the beaten track…
1. This stunning lifestyle change
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2. The constant struggle for independence, realised
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Just in case…
3. Reaching for the unreachable
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There is no solid proof that this could not happen.
4. Finally doing what has been a long time coming
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5. Breaking all social boundaries
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6. :(
7. The downright impossible
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Bleak because it’s NEVER going to happen.
8. Something we can all get behind
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9. A tough one
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10. But school SUCKS
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11. Both are valid and important, to be fair
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12. And finally, one for everyone in the audience
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