PUT THIS DOWN in the dictionary under LADBANTER.

A 19-year-old from Manchester, Danny-Joe Parkinson–nicknamed Banjo–went on holiday to Malia, Crete with his gang of sixteen close mates.

SO CLOSE, are this gang, Parkinson decided to commemorate the holiday by getting their names tattooed on his leg.

danjoebanjo via Facebook danjoebanjo via Facebook

All 16 of the lads, including fallen soldier Everitt, who had to pull out of the holiday at the last minute.

Danny took to Facebook to say

Good job I love them all int it!

Speaking to the BBC, Banjo said he’s “full of bad tattoos”, including BBQ on his rib, and an origami boat on his arm.

Danny Joe via Facebook Danny Joe via Facebook

He also admitted that he was drunk but not that drunk when he got the tattoo, which was simply the result of a dare.

There were a few cheeky bets going around and that was the one I took up.

Live on Banjo, live on. No regrets.

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