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13 wonderfully bizarre jokes written by children

Because you have to grow into your sense of humour.

KIDS. THEY SAY the darndest things.

The Tumblr Bad Kids Jokes is exactly what it says on the tin – a blog full of absolutely terrible jokes, written by children. The owner of the Tumblr is the moderator for a kids’ jokes website, and they say:

A lot of joke submissions can’t be published because they don’t make any sense, the child got a genuine joke completely wrong, or they’re a bit too rude for kids…so I publish them here instead.

Thank god for that, because the site perfectly showcase kids’ marvellously off-the-wall sense of humour. We’ve trawled through the archives and selected some of the best submissions.

1.

ham Wikimedia Wikimedia

2.

walkingstick Flickr / ashraful Flickr / ashraful / ashraful

3.

sockpic Wikimedia Commons Wikimedia Commons

4.

oranges Wikimedia Wikimedia

5.

eggdate flickr / pietroizzo flickr / pietroizzo / pietroizzo

6.

fishpic Wikimedia Wikimedia

7.

chickentoilet Flickr / dorkomatic Flickr / dorkomatic / dorkomatic

8.

bathroom Flickr / goldyohio Flickr / goldyohio / goldyohio

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fart Shutterstock Shutterstock

10.

comdom Flickr / ro_buk Flickr / ro_buk / ro_buk

11.

afsh Flickr / pardee Flickr / pardee / pardee

12.

poopemoji

13.

bamama Flickr / charlesfred Flickr / charlesfred / charlesfred

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