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13 wonderfully bizarre jokes written by children

Because you have to grow into your sense of humour.

KIDS. THEY SAY the darndest things.

The Tumblr Bad Kids Jokes is exactly what it says on the tin – a blog full of absolutely terrible jokes, written by children. The owner of the Tumblr is the moderator for a kids’ jokes website, and they say:

A lot of joke submissions can’t be published because they don’t make any sense, the child got a genuine joke completely wrong, or they’re a bit too rude for kids…so I publish them here instead.

Thank god for that, because the site perfectly showcase kids’ marvellously off-the-wall sense of humour. We’ve trawled through the archives and selected some of the best submissions.

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ham Source: Wikimedia

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walkingstick Source: Flickr/ashraful

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sockpic Source: Wikimedia Commons

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oranges Source: Wikimedia

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eggdate Source: flickr/pietroizzo

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fishpic Source: Wikimedia

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chickentoilet Source: Flickr/dorkomatic

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bathroom Source: Flickr/goldyohio

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fart Source: Shutterstock

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comdom Source: Flickr/ro_buk

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afsh Source: Flickr/pardee

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poopemoji

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bamama Source: Flickr/charlesfred

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