IT’S THAT TIME of year again, guys.

We are, of course, talking about that time of the year when women are bombarded incessantly with tips on how to get a so-called “bikini body”.

*groan*

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This year, however, there appears to be a bit of a backlash forming against the notion of being “bikini body ready”.

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With that in mind, here are some perfect responses to being asked if you’re “bikini body ready”.

1. This excellent two-step plan that can be followed by just about anyone

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2. These retorts to this company’s requests for women’s bikini shots

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3. The Huffington Post‘s handy chart on whether or not you have a bikini body

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4. This extremely valid point

That goes for you too, Ireland.

5. This girl’s amazing takedown of this billboard

6. Stop asking me already!

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7. Why yes, my body is extremely ready for the beach

8. Don’t forget this foolproof strategy

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9. When all else fails, just heed this piece of advice…

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