Never EVER let your boyfriend book the train tickets

Ms Mary Kate Fartypants, please take your seat.

(Photo: Ed Smith)

SO THE CONVERSATION went something like this:

Mary Kate:

Ed, can you book the train tickets online?

Ed:

Yes! Yes I can!

Poetry.

It’s on her ticket too:

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Emer McLysaght

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Never EVER let your boyfriend book the train tickets

Open thread: Tell us your Late Late Toy Show memories>

It’s a National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation miracle!