IF YOU THINK you are the greatest burrito fan in all the land, you are wrong.
Let’s face it, burritos are better than people.
You’re pretty confident you could eat any size burrito
They’re all you’re interested in
* Swipes right*
When you have a child, it will most likely be a burrito
Seriously.
Because you’re basically married to burritos
And things can get saucy
Just don’t make this mistake
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You’d eat just about anything in a burrito
You can’t celebrate your birthday without including burritos
You even feed your tiny pets burritos
You just wanna show them off to the world
Put them on your body
This upsets you
Who would do that to a ‘rito?
You only like people who can get you in touch with burritos
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