1. When the Census form was a mirror into your soul
2. Last night was a chance for high quality parenting pranks
3. Some of the questions were beyond ridiculous
4. They didn’t even think of the REM demographic
5. And some of the phrasing was a little bit ominous
6. And that one about having a PC was straight up discriminatory
7. You had to wonder what Enda was writing on his
8. And taking the piss out of some of the questions was your national duty last night
9. The Census is a cold, unrelenting inquisitor
10. And the old jokes are still the best
EVERY time that question comes up on a form.
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