WE ARE A nation filled to the brim with people willing to chance their arm, just to for the cheek of it:
1. Like when his airtight legal defence was presented to the court
2. And the time this unofficial Burger King account went rogue
3. Guerilla marketing on the TV3 news is standard practice
“There’s a TV camera.”
“GET THE SIGN.”
4. Chancers flouting the rules in the best way possible
5. That time these lads didn’t have a swimming pool and it was sunny, so they chanced their arm
With sensational results.
Sometimes, it pays to be a chancer.
6. That time somebody legitimately tried to sell this
7. And the chancer that described this as “Ireland’s coolest mobile number”
8. And never forget this lad trying to cash in abroad
Di it work? We don’t know.
Was it an ultimate chancer idea? Yes it was.
9. This statement in court
Sentenced under the Pure Chancery Act* of 2014, probably.
10. The chancer’s guide to customer service in the summer
11. That time somebody felt the need to declare this an emergency
“We’ll make a job out of this.”
The chancer.
12. The time this lad needed a date for a wedding, and chanced his arm
13. That time this lad in Belfast who saw his chance and took it
14. And finally… that time Dublin was irreparably changed for a day by the fine lyrical work of a pro chancer
The person that saw an opportunity for mischief and took it with both hands.
Chancers all.
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