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SO WHY DID singing legend, hair inspiration and all round life coach Cher lose the head at an Irish girl on Twitter yesterday?

Did Dublin journalist Holly Shortall provoke Queen Cher in some way?

Did she throw Swiftesque #shade at her?

Did she attempt to deny that Mermaids is one of the top five films ever made (Don’t even try to fight us on this)?

No. No she didn’t.

What then, did Shortall do to deserve this?

@cher @cher

All she did was retweet and covet a handmade book of Cher’s tweets, which another lucky sod had been given for their birthday.

Exhibit A: 

@rowlegendary @rowlegendary

Exhibit B: 

Somehow, Cher picked up Shortall’s lust and thirst for such an item, and levelled a barrage of abuse/advice at her.

@cher @cher

Cher, we are searching for your chill. In the hot press, under the couch, behind the Listerine. It’s nowhere to be found.

At first Holly was fairly shook:

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But soon began taking Cher’s advice and paying it forward. Heroic, really.

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Others were inspired too #Blessed:

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Always remember: Jealousy is a gift bitches. Stop hiding your shame.

UPDATE:

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Still though, jealousy is a gift bitch.

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