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Cheryl Cole, hearing Nadine Coyle’s accent in her earpiece. (Yui Mok/PA Archive)

#CHEZZA: Cheryl Cole is only delighted that Nadine Coyle is having a baby. Only delighted. Over the moon.

Maybe Chezza and Nuhdeen have patched up their differences, which she’s previously described as “a slap in the face”.

Meanwhile, the world (OK, some bits of the world) wonders who helped Nadine make the baby. Yahoo says the father is “rumoured to be” Nad’s former fiancé Jason Bell. And Heat took the step of actually asking, to which they got the response:

Nadine is going to reveal who the father is herself in her own time.

So now.

#QUEEN BEE: Beyoncé has released a Harlem Shake meme. Which sort of suggests that either she doesn’t have an internet connection, or she is living in the world of several months ago.

It came in the form of a crew thank-you on her tour’s last night in Brooklyn. She welcomed her tour staff out on stage… and this happened:

YouTube/beyonce

A word in your ear, Beyonce. When George Hook has done his own version, it’s time to let the meme go.

In other Beyonce news: just days after she surprised everyone with a very short haircut, her hair is long again. Weird. (Just Jared)

#BREZANNA: Bressie and Rozanna Purcell are definitely a couple. They’ve been photographed going into the model’s flat for a “secret late-night rendezvous”. A ‘source’ told the Irish Mirror:

Bressie and Roz spent the evening in his apartment, and it’s not the first time either. They are clearly loved up as can be.

While a curtain-twitching neighbour told the paper:

If you are around near her Dublin flat in the morning you’ll see him leaving Roz’s flat around 8am.

Betrayed by her own neighbours. That’s gotta hurt. (Irish Mirr0r)

Intensely private: Rozanna Purcell (Photocall Ireland)

#MARIAAAAH: Mariah Carey doesn’t know how to feed her dogs. She just puts the food in a pile and sits in it while they scavenge.

Instagram/Mariah Carey

This cannot end well.

And the rest of the day’s dirt…

• Lindsay Lohan is addicted to online shopping. (Radar)
• Kim Kardashian has been seen in public for the first time since her baby’s birth. (TMZ)
• Somebody keyed ‘slut’ on Tulisa’s car. (Mail Online)
• Will Arnett, aka GOB from Arrested Development, has a new missus. (Us Magazine)
• Tom Hanks thinks typewriters are sexy. (Twitter)

Yesterday’s Dredge: Why is a Spice Girl RAGING with Louis Walsh?>