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14 bitter truths that will ruin your childhood memories
1. Mario isn’t being heroic on the cover of Super Mario Bros, he’s dying.
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2. And all of the animals you loved are now dead
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3. Aladdin wouldn’t work
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4. Also, Beauty And The Beast doesn’t make any sense
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5. This was Rocko’s actual job
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6. Sid in Toy Story built himself a hooker
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7. Megatron’s ‘trigger’ was… how can we put this?… strategically placed.
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8. And on the Marauder’s Map in Harry Potter, you can see two people having sex.
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9. Just think about this troubling suggestion
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10. And the fact that the Teletubbies’ house…
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… has now been razed and turned into a lake:
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11. The voice of Lilo from Lilo and Stitch is the terrifying young girl from The Ring.
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12. This is how bleak Rugrats actually was
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13. Not to mention Back To The Future
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14. And finally, Toad WAS NOT A MUSHROOM.
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