EVERY WEEKDAY MORNING, DailyEdge.ie rounds up the best of the day’s celebrity dirt from the top to the very bottom.

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Ever wondered what a supermodel’s stretch marks look like? Well, Chrissy Teigen has just posted hers on Instagram. The 29-year-old – married to John Legend – who appears to be on holiday somewhere glamorous, uploaded this pic with the caption: “Bruises from bumping kitchen drawer handles for a week. Stretchies say hi!”

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Her non-airbrushed snap is being hailed as somewhat inspirational by fans.

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Justin Bieber got chucked out of Coachella in a chokehold. According to TMZ the singer was trying to get into the artists’ entrance during Drake’s now-notorious performance, but was denied by security as the area was at capacity.

Some kind of scuffle ensued, during which Bieber was placed in a chokehold and ordered to leave the festival. There have been no reports that he was ejected over his awful new haircut. (TMZ)

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Calvin Harris has banned Taylor Swift from writing songs about him. That’s according to reports today, anyway, which quote “sources” saying Calvin “doesn’t want to join the ranks of Swift refugee boyfriends who’ve been humiliated by one of her revenge songs”.

Not sure they get a choice in the matter, but anyway: Harris is also reported to believe that the songs “demean” his new belle. Whatever Calvin. Just do you. (Mirror)

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And the rest of the day’s dirt…

• Zayn Malik is getting married at Disneyland, according to wild speculation. (Heat)
• Rory McIlroy is going to sing on stage with One Direction. (Independent) 
• There’s a new Irish person on Made in Chelsea. (Mail Online)
• Kim Kardashian carried a mask of her brother around Armenia for no obvious reason. (Reveal)
• Beyonce’s mam got married. (Mirror)

Yesterday’s Dredge: Ryan Gosling just smacked down his own meme on Twitter>