1. A half-eaten Fudge bar

The Fudge bar is the undisputed red-wrappered stepchild of the selection box.

There’s definitely a discarded one lying on a sideboard or under the couch right now.

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There might even be a full one in a selection box.

To be honest, you’ll be glad of it come 2 January.

2. Plastic ties

On Christmas morning there was a frenzied need to break these open and release to delicious toys inside.

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Now, they lie discarded, a mere plaything for bored cats.

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3. A Roses/Quality street tin full of pink ones

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Of course, you could be a Strawberry Dream-loving family, in which case this is your nightmare:

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4. A fortune telling fish

Just one of many crap Christmas crackers rejects littering your post-Christmas funk.

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See also:

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5. Mystery batteries

Are they old or new? Did you take them out of something or are they ready to go into something.

THERE’S NO WAY OF KNOWING!

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6. You

You were going to get off the couch, but Mary Poppins is about to start.

Maybe you’ll have a Strawberry Dream after all. They’re not that bad…

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