Can You Tell The Classic Simpsons Joke From Just One Scene?

Question

1.

Frinkiac

Answer 1

All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.

Answer 2

Shut up, brain, or I’ll stab you with a Q-tip!

Answer 3

First you don't want me to get the pony, then you want me to take it back. Make up your mind.

Answer 4

You are Lisa Simpson

Answer 5

Dear Lisa, as I write this, I am very sad. Our president has been overthrown... and replaced by the benevolent General Krull

Answer 6

I no longer fear hell, because I've been to Kamp Krusty.

Answer 7

Priceless like a mother's love, or the good kind of priceless?

Answer 8

Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy.

Answer 9

I can’t promise I’ll try, but I’ll try to try.

Answer 10

You might remember me from such films as "The Erotic Adventures of Hercules" and "Dial 'M' For Murderousness.

Answer 11

We now return to the 1971 film, "Good-Time Slim, Uncle Doobie, and the Great 'Frisco Freak-Out", starring me, Troy McClure.

Answer 12

You might remember me from such self-help videos as "Smoke Yourself Thin" and "Get Confident Stupid.

Answer 13

Hand me my patching trowel, boy.

Answer 14

I'm a white male, age 18-49, everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are.

Answer 15

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers

Answer 16

Don't call me "Mr. Scorpion." It's "Mr. Scorpio," but don't call me that, either. Call me Hank.

Answer 17

When you go home tonight, there's gonna be another storey on your house!

Answer 18

Matter of fact, they're all in the same complex; it's the hammock complex on third.

Answer 19

I used to be with it, but then they changed what *it* was. Now what I'm with isn't *it*, and what's *it* seems weird and scary to me

Answer 20

Not many people know this, but I own the first radio in Springfield. Not much on the air then, just Edison reciting the alphabet over and over. "A" he'd say; then "B." "C" would usually follow...

Answer 21

Now, my story begins in 19-dickety-two. We had to say "dickety" cause that Kaiser had stolen our word "twenty".

Answer 22

I, for one, welcome our new ant overlords

Answer 23

Coming up, how do they get those dogs to talk on the beer commercials?

Answer 24

I've said it before and I'll say it again, democracy simply doesn't work

Answer 25

Hey Homie, I can see your doodle.

Answer 26

It's good for keepin' down the urges

Answer 27

Well, as the tree said to the lumberjack, "I'm stumped."

Answer 28

Let the bears pay the Bear Tax, I pay the Homer Tax

Answer 29

I have three kids and no money. Why can't I have no kids and three money?

Answer 30

Never help anyone.

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