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POOR OLD CLUB Orange are in the headlines again, after the ASAI banned the latest instalment in their groundbreaking exploration of the fact that Oranges Are Like Boobs.
But here at Daily Edge, we don’t like to see a company in trouble. So we’ve done some highly scientific market research, via Twitter, to answer that crucial question: What IS it that people like about Club Orange?
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Turns out there are a number of other potential directions for their marketing men (and women, right? Tell us there are some women involved) if the breast ads become a mere mammary memory.
This one’s on us, ad agencies: 9 non-boob-related pitches to deliver at your next meeting with the Club Orange execs.
Sunday 22 December, 2024
Sunday 22 December, 2024
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9 ideas for non-boob-related Club Orange ads
POOR OLD CLUB Orange are in the headlines again, after the ASAI banned the latest instalment in their groundbreaking exploration of the fact that Oranges Are Like Boobs.
But here at Daily Edge, we don’t like to see a company in trouble. So we’ve done some highly scientific market research, via Twitter, to answer that crucial question: What IS it that people like about Club Orange?
Turns out there are a number of other potential directions for their marketing men (and women, right? Tell us there are some women involved) if the breast ads become a mere
mammarymemory.This one’s on us, ad agencies: 9 non-boob-related pitches to deliver at your next meeting with the Club Orange execs.
1. It's There When You Haven't Got Any Teabags
2. It Reminds You Of Dirty Bath Water, But In A Good Way
3. Its Merits Cannot Be Expressed In Human Language
4. It Will Give You That Chemically Glide
5. 'MMMMMM'
6. It Will Make Your Grandchildren Like You
7. '>'
8. It Will Make You Feel Superior To English People
9. It's The Sex
Read: Advertising standards body: No, you can’t look at Club Orange’s naughty bits>
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