When I think about quitting coffee the fear is not that *I* will die...it's that *others* will die, and I will go to jail.

— caprice crane (@capricecrane) August 26, 2014

I don't need a husband I just need someone to come over and make me coffee in the morning and then leave.

— Jen Doll (@thisisjendoll) October 24, 2014

...it's that time.. can someone hit the lights for me..
Wake me up when the #coffee is ready... pic.twitter.com/k7SgAHohXR

— Deke Bridges (@dekebridges) January 13, 2016

"What problems?"-wine
"THESE PROBLEMS!!!"-coffee

— Aparna Nancherla 🇵🇸 (@aparnapkin) December 29, 2015

I love people who make me laugh, make me think and make me coffee. Not necessarily in that order

— Emily Skye (@missemilyskye) December 5, 2015

I've had 5 cups of coffee and no joke I just smelled the color blue

— Lukas Battle (@lukasbattle) December 7, 2015

i never judge anyone but if you pour so much milk in your coffee that it looks like a gross off white wall then i hate you.

— Getaway Girl (@The_GetawayGirl) December 4, 2015

Today's one of those days where my coffee needs coffee

— Ⓜ️Mandi at Random (@Mandiatrandom1) August 5, 2015

Coffee died for our sleepiness

— rstevens 🐳💨 (@rstevens) August 6, 2015