OK, WE’RE GONNA call it.
Contouring has gone too far, it’s time to step back a tad.
Sure, it can be done well
It’s pretty relaxing to watch, too.
But then people had to go a ruin it all
Contouring kits blew up and now we have more than we know what to do with
Boob contouring is why we can’t have nice things
People then started contouring their necks
LEGS
ABS
There are other ways to get abs, surely?
IS THERE ANYTHING THAT WON’T BE SHADED?
Lips aren’t sacred
That’s just WASTE
Even the arse didn’t escape
Sure we’ll be contouring our ankles next
Oh.
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