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#SAY HER NAME, SAY HER NAME Some people write notes on their hands to help them remember things, but David Beckham has gone one step further.

He’s gotten his wife Victoria‘s name tattooed onto his paw.

She gave him a tattoo voucher for his birthday earlier this year, and it looks like he’s put it to good use. (Daily Mail)

Imagine buying David Beckham a voucher. Gas.

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#WELL HOLY GOD Miley Cyrus is officially single.

She and actor Liam Hemsworth have confirmed that their engagement is off, after months of speculation.

Not only that, but she’s unfollowed him on Twitter. Ouchie. (3am)

Miley and Liam were last pictured together in August. AP / Press Association Images AP / Press Association Images / Press Association Images

#LIKE A VIRGIN Madonna fancies the hole off Brad Pitt.

At least, that’s what she hinted to thousands of Reddit users during an Ask Me Anything session on the site last night.

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When asked what her last dream was she replied:

Brad Pitt and I were living together, and there was a small blonde child in the bed. Sorry Angelina, it was only a dream.

Who would win a a scrap between Madonna and Angelina? We’re going with Angelina. She’d claw your eyes right out.

And the rest of the day’s celebrity dirt…

• Niall Horan tweeted about his cousin’s birthday, and now his cousin has 38k followers on Twitter (@DevineMartin)
• Britney Spears is following Elton John and Celine Dion into the desert (TMZ)
• Russell Brand and Jemima Khan are an item, despite him telling audiences on his current tour that he’s looking for the ride (3am)
• Mark Wahlberg has graduated from high school at the age of 42 (E! Online)

Yesterday’s Dredge: Why does Justin Bieber have a script for the next Batman movie?