TODAY, WE WERE deeply disturbed by a deep fried Big Mac. But hey, it gets worse…
1. Tequila shots
At least you’re getting soakage as you drink.
2. Guinness
This involves soaking bread in Guinness then chucking it into some hot oil. Mmm, healthy.
3. Watermelon
Yeah, it was too healthy anyway.
Pizza
The only way to make pizza a bit greasier.
Mars bar
You can get these in some chippers, and reports are, they aren’t bad. Just put aside a whole week of calories.
Coke
Yes. We wanted to make our coke look like meatballs.
7. Bacon
Just bleak.
8. Beer
Please stop this.
9. Creme Eggs
Not gonna lie, we’d probably actually eat this.
10. Butter
The inventor of this was definitely taking the piss.
11. Lasagna
How could you?
12. Toasted cheese
We’ve reached peak cheese-goo.
13. Mashed potatoes
There they are, waiting to haunt your dreams.
14. Nutella
We didn’t think someone could ruin Nutella. We were wrong.
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