We did Lapland in a day over and back. I’ve never been so tired in all my life. Myself and Zig & Zag went to meet Santa Claus with some Irish prizewinners from the show. The traditional Saint Nicholas greeted us and I remember being devastated by the fact that he was wearing blue and not red. “But this is the true tradition” said the local guide. “Get your act together, Buster” was Zag’s friendly but assertive reply.

We had Santa in red in a log cabin by the afternoon. The one strange abiding memory for me was that the best before date on the biscuits we were served in The Grotto Cafe was about two years back but I didn’t mention it at the time to the aliens! The Z Brothers also put on an impromptu show on the flight back home again pretending to be piloting the plane. The actual pilot played along and did a few neat moves on demand.

On improvising in the Den

Dempsey’s Den began with just me in a studio and then a little mayhem was added after the first season. When the lads arrived we just sort of looked at each other and tried to work out what we were supposed to be doing.

Somehow it all worked out but it was completely improvised in that we knew how each bit would start and end but the words and actions in between were up for grabs every time. This can sometimes end in disaster for a TV show but thankfully we made it seem like we actually had it all scripted. This was either telepathy or good luck.

On his favourite memories of Dempsey’s Den

So many great moments like Zig mistaking the sound of a big ship’s horn in Los Angeles as one of his ‘rudies’ or Zag doing the half time analysis at an Irish soccer game by talking about the players’ hair styles and what they were wearing rather than the game itself. I loved when they dressed me as Elvis for a laugh and when we April Fooled everyone into thinking that the Z’s were leaving The Den.

My favourite Christmas Den memory was a half hour ‘live’ show we did at about 6.30 in the evening one Christmas Eve. It was the quietest show we ever did and it was all about getting our young viewers to go to bed. So, Zig and Zag were going to bed too. They were excited about Santa Claus coming and we tried to mirror what was going on in thousands of houses all over Ireland. Leaving milk and biscuits for Santa, a carrot for Rudolph, one little light on to lead the way.

Then I finally got them to go to bed – all is quiet for about 30 seconds – and then the inevitable fart breaks the silence. TV Gold!

Credits roll. Happy days.