LOOK AT THAT fine example of a breakfast roll above. Drink it in. Because you’re about to witness some serious crimes against it.
This is what happens when the Irish breakfast roll ventures outside the control of Irish people. And it’s not pretty.
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Is that…green? Nope. Not in our breakfast roll you don’t.
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An ‘Irish breakfast roll special’ from a US café, which contains black pudding, egg, pickles, cheese, mustard, onion and greens, but no sausage. *shakes head*
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Beans. BEANS?! How dare you.
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Egg overload. Also, we don’t understand the side of onions (?).
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Passable, but lacking the cramming and squashing that is essential to the true Irish breakfast roll.
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No David. No.
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Indecent.
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Looks lonely in there, with all that space for the roll to actually close.
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