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That time the dog ate the Sunday roast off the kitchen table
Come on! Who leaves a tantalising ham or leg of lamb sitting on a table where ANYONE can get up on two hind legs and help themselves? THINK PEOPLE! THINK!
Wednesday 18 December, 2024
Wednesday 18 December, 2024
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8 incidents you REALLY can't blame on your dog
That time the dog ate the Sunday roast off the kitchen table
Come on! Who leaves a tantalising ham or leg of lamb sitting on a table where ANYONE can get up on two hind legs and help themselves? THINK PEOPLE! THINK!
That time the dog kept you awake all night
Maybe you shouldn’t have left him home alone all day, sleeping.
That time the dog slept in your bed and covered it in hair
You left the bedroom door open. You might as well as have put up a sign saying:
That time when you said the dog farted, but it was really you
Blaming your farts on a dog. You should be ashamed.
Two can play at that game.
That time the dog knocked the toddler over. Twice
Maybe you shouldn’t have thrown that ball so hard. Did you ever think about that?
That time the dog kept asking you to fetch for three hours
Well, you threw the ball the first 23 times, why wouldn’t you throw it a further 74 times?
That time the dog kept begging in front of the visitors
You let him do it all the time when it’s just family. Suddenly you’re posh?
That time when the cat did it
Cats. Letting others take the fall since the beginning of time.
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