Tuesday 24 December, 2024

You really shouldn't touch these things, but you can't help yourself

Hands to yourself, please.

Assistance dogs

Don’t they know that when they’re wearing those “please don’t pet me, I’m working’ jumpers they become IRRESISTIBLE?

. Olympian Sonia O'Sulliva Look at him. How could you not pet him? But you CAN'T! Sasko Lazarov / Photocall Ireland Sasko Lazarov / Photocall Ireland / Photocall Ireland

A button that says “Do Not Press”

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A sign that says “Do Not Touch”

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The pedestrian traffic light button, more than once

An electric fence

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