THERE IS A mysterious toilet bowl terrorising the Fingerpost Roundabout in Douglas, Cork. Been there since last Wednesday, like a lost soul, wandering without meaning.
Was it misplaced? Abandoned? Did it run away?
Either way, the toilet, named Douglas Jacksbowl, has taken up tweeting as it was feeling lonely. Aw.
So far, it’s going through a bit of an identity crisis
It’s a bit vain…
And is a big sports fan
But it cuts a lonely figure as it accepts its inevitable fate
Enjoy it while you can Douglas, before you’re put back into a bathroom captivity.
A tweeting toilet. What a time to be alive.
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