DRINKING IN A field is one an experience most Irish teens have under their belt.
1. If you learned how to drink in a field, you’ll recognise the excitement of approaching one of these
It meant that the park aka the field of dreams, was JUST ahead.
2. How quiet you had to be opening this
3. And how carefully you had to refill it with water
4. You’ll recognise the stress of trying to dress older to get served in the off license
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5. And the joy of success
We beat the system!
- you
I know she’s 16 but I don’t give a shite.
- the underpaid offo staff.
6. These were your drinks of choice
Delicious.
7. You tried to disguse it in water bottles, and failed
Everyone KNOWS THAT’S NOT WATER, NIAMH.
8. There was one of these in every bag of cans
9. The lads would drink this, whether they liked it or not
* Gag*
10. You sometimes ventured to children’s playgrounds, graveyeards, and under bridges
You were a benefit to society, really.
11. But you’d tell your mam you were going to the cinema or staying over at a friends
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12. You actually did a whole load of nothing
Except maybe sit around pretending not to gag on wee cider and avoiding the question of who to shift.
13. SKETCH is a word that still haunts you to this day
THE GUARDS, A PARENT, SKETCH.
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