DROPPING YOUR PHONE is something that happens to everyone. But some of us are pro-level phone droppers, and some of us are mere rookies.
So is your trusty communicator a wide-eyed novice, or a grizzled old warhorse? Take our test to find out…
How many of these places have you taken your handset for a spin?
1. In your dinner
2. In the toilet
3. In an alcoholic drink
4. In sick
5. On your own face
(Bonus points for a tablet.)
6. On your future life partner
7. Into a miracle escape from certain doom
OK? Tot up your score, and rank yourself according to this handy chart.
1-2: ROOKIE: Your phone is missing out on vital life experience. You should probably loosen up a little and let it live. Maybe send a few texts while carrying out vital bodily functions, and see how it goes.
3-4: NOVICE: Heyyy! Your phone is like a teenager – it’s seen a few things, but still has plenty to learn. Try making some calls while leaning over balconies.
5-6: VETERAN: Your phone’s a survivor. It’s taken some hard knocks, and it’s got some stories. Hold on to it – a good buddy is worth a lot.
7: OH DEAR: You should probably reconsider owning a phone. And maybe some other life decisions too.
Got any good phone-dropping stories? Leave ‘em right here in the comments…
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