WE ALL KNOW the worst part about a hangover is checking your sent texts.
1. It’s devastating
2. This is why we can’t have nice things
3. But it’s all alcohol’s fault…
4. You can get through this
5. Because no matter how hard you try, it ain’t coming back
6. You enjoyed it at the time
7. You might even have to start sending these out to your exes
8. Just remember, they could be worse
9. AND WE’VE ALL BEEN THERE
10. Maybe just put your phone to one side
11. You won’t regret it
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