IT’S ALMOST THE weekend so drunk you is coming out to play. Amazing.
1. You’re kind to yourself
2. Drunk you is a nurse
3. A hero
4. But drunk you knows when to keep the party going
5. Who would think of doing this sober?
6. You know you’ll need something to wear
7. That’s because you got up on time, thanks to drunk you
8. Because you can find your phone thanks to drunk you
9. Drunk you doesn’t like you to get hungry
10. Drunk you thinks BIG
Got the dominos guy to buy me McDonalds in the special instructions section.
11. Drunk you finds a way
12. Drunk you reminds you of delicious hangover pizza in the fridge
13. Drunk you comes up with solutions you don’t quite understand
Yet.
14. Drunk you got yourself a new job
15. And drunk you makes the most excellent of purchases
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