1. Liquid eyeliner is your number one enemy
Blink or sneeze and youâll end up like this.
Or worse: it might end up in your actual eyeball.
*shudders*
2. The everyday struggle of finding a pair of tights without ladders or holes in them
Frantically looking through your drawer trying to find a pair of tights without ladders in them is a daily struggle. And since you never throw out any of your ripped pairs, this cycle is guaranteed to take place for all of eternity.
Fabulous.
3. Having a purse stuffed with expired No. 7 vouchers
You know the drill: you buy something in Boots and get handed several No. 7 vouchers.
You trick yourself into thinking that you will use them and stuff them in your purse where they remain for, oh, six months.
( ÂŻ\_(ă)_/ÂŻ)
4. Being on the receiving end of terrible chat-up lines
You go up to the bar to order a drink and you hear a voice in your ear. âSo, are you from Dublin yourself?â
GUARANTEED TO HAPPEN SEVENTEEN TIMES ON ANY GIVEN NIGHT.
5. Trying to apply fake tan to your own back
And thinking, âMaybe itâs time I take up yoga.â
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6. Having to grapple with the concept of âcountouringâ
OH GREAT, ANOTHER THING TO LEARN.
7. Buying cheap rings from Penneys and ending up with green fingers
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Very attractive.
8. The near impossible task of opening a can with fake nails
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*grimaces*
9. The actual horror that is painting your baby toenail
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Itâs barely even a nail. In fact, it might just be skin, but that doesnât stop you from valiantly trying to apply nail polish to it.
*grimaces again*
10. The discretion required to successfully pull this off
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