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CONSTANCE HALL IS a mam of four and blogger whose searingly honest and hilarious account of sex with her husband has gone super viral on Facebook.

Posted yesterday, it’s already been liked nearly 100,000 times and parents everywhere are relating:

We had “parent sex” yesterday.

You know what parent sex is, it’s that 3.5 minutes you get in between changing nappies and making food,

where you notice that all of your kids are pretty distracted,

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Constance continues:

Where you realise it’s been almost a month since you banged and are starting to feel like flat mates,

Where your husbands seduction consists of one finger pointing towards the bedroom and the other hand on his dick,

She knows the romantic call of her husband better than anyone.

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The post has been shared over 24,000 times – it’s an absolute phenomenon at this stage.

She goes into some of the unspoken tactics of parent sex:

Where you position the bed to have one foot against the door because for a loud bunch of kids, yours can be pretty quiet when they’re sneaking up on people,

So much romance:

It’s a pretty romantic scene really, listening to Iggle Piggle in the back ground, knowing your days are numbered when you here the add break.

Congratulations Constance, you’ve just coined the phrase “parent sex”

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Read the full post here and applaud.

Excellent work.

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