IT’S THE NEW year. Are you feeling a touch… lethargic? As if you may have slightly overindulged?

Are you feeling as if perhaps you should eat healthily for a while?

We’re here to help. To that end, we have compiled the world’s most artery-clogging food. Read this article and you won’t be able to so much as imagine a chipper dinner until at least St Patrick’s Day.

1. The Doughnut Burger

Flickr/Bob B. Brown

Yes, that is a burger with cheese and bacon, sandwiched between two Krispy Kreme doughnuts. Available at the Miami-Dade fair.

2. Cheeseburger-crusted pizza

EXEC 1: How can we make these pizzas more appealing?

EXEC 2: Um… by making the crust from numerous tiny cheeseburgers, so they sit around the pie like parasitic cells?

EXEC 2: You get a promotion.

Available at Pizza Hut, but for some reason only in the Middle East.

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3. Deep Fried Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough

Flickr/David Berkowitz

Why not have some chocolate sauce on that?

Purchased at the State Fair of Texas in Dallas, 2010.

4. Fried Chicken Burger Bun

Flickr/Mike Saechang

Otherwise known as KFC’s Double Down Sandwich. To quote the marketing material: “This product is so meaty, there’s no room for a bun!”

5. Deep Fried Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups

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Do they need deep-frying? Do they? Really?

6. And for dessert, a Bacon Sundae

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Now at Burger King.

If that doesn’t put you onto the fruit and vegetables for the next 30 days or so, what will? You can thank us later.

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