BEING A GROWN up is not what we signed up for when we said we wanted to be treated like adults.
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It’s a pain in the arse.
1. You actually have to make your own appointments
2. And shop around for insurance
3. Yes, you have to GET insurance, for all sorts
4. Things have to be dry cleaned for all the weddings you get invited to
5. If you don’t cook, no food magically appears
6. You end up going to all sorts of horrible appointments alone
7. If the weather is bad, you still have to go to work
8. Oh, let’s not forget working
9. You actually have to remember your friends’ kids names and stuff
10. And nights out depend on babysitters
11. When you’re sick you have to look after yourself, like an animal
12. Naps are kinda frowned upon these days
13. And if you do get one in, your sleep pattern is in shite for a month
14. You actually have to be nice to people you hate
15. No one carries you to bed when you fall asleep
16. You live most of your life in supermarkets
17. Taking clothes on and off the line, my GOD
18. The realisation that literally NOTHING IS FREE
19. Hangovers, self inflicted, but still a downside
20. “Mam said no”, is no longer an excuse to stay in
21. Shaving
22. Sending emails
23. You’re expected to have functioning ‘relationships’
24. Having to try ten times as hard to stay in touch with old friends
25. How long everything takes to do
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26. Bingeing on a TV show is kinda seen as a bad thing
27. Your hangovers now last days
28. And finally, accepting the fact that you’ll never receive a ‘work is cancelled today’ email
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