PEOPLE HAVE GONE Flappy Bird crazy. The impossible mobile game was taken down from the app store recently, as the frustration surrounding it just got too much for creator Dong Nguyen.

Now, the app is a rare antique, and people are willing to pay for it. Pay big.

Here is just SOME of the deadly merchandise you can pick up on Adverts.ie.

This toaster, with Flappy Bird pre-installed. YOURS, for just €86,000. Bargain

This banana phone with Flappy Birds. Just €99,999 in Athy. Sure you’ll have 1c change with 100 grand and all. A STEAL

A literal, Flappy Bird. Seems legit, and at 99,999 a pop, seems to be a rare enough artefact so it’s probably worth it

Then there are a wealth of phones with the now-defunct and frustratingly horrible bird game already installed. Prices range from €4 to about €100,000, so go mad

We’ll even take the one with the damn smashed screen

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