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11 truths you'd be faced with if fortune cookies were Irish

Real wisdom.

FORTUNE COOKIES ARE great and all – but sometimes their predictions don’t exactly ring true to your actual life.

But imagine, for one second, that fortune cookies were Irish. They’d probably look something like this:

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