1. “She’s faking it.”
2. Oh, shag off.
3. Poor Nick.
4. Or being told that you sound like you’re “expelling demons”
5. You have to call ‘em like you see ‘em
6. Meanwhile, this creepy endorsement would surely deter you from ever having sex again.
Reverse psychology, anyone?
7. If you don’t like confrontation, let a friendly sex dinosaur do your work for you
8. Or just add a passive aggressive love heart so they know how truly angry you are
9. Or you could query whether the sex noises were cries of “misery or discomfort”
10. BRB, adding “sexual voices” to everyday vernacular
11. Sometimes a visual aid can help
12. But when all else fails, you may just have to give them a taste of their own medicine…
And nobody wants that.
*shudders*
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