THERE’S NOTHING THEY like more on Game of Thrones than having a feed of pints (well, wine).

If you can’t beat them, join them*!

Maybe with some tea or minerals though. It is Monday evening after all.

Episode two of the new season premieres on Sky Atlantic this evening, so if you’re planning on watching, why not play along?

You will need

Something to drink

Why not put your tea or mineral (or wine, if you must) into some sort of Game of Thrones-esque goblet?

Fancy a top-up?

No parents

Under no circumstances should you watch Game of Thrones with your parents or your children.

Far too much filth.

A telly with access to Sky Atlantic

How to play:

Simply take the mandated number of sips or slurps or shots every time one of these things happens.

Ready, steady, GO!

Someone calls Jon Snow a bastard

You see boobs

Just take a little sip. This happens a lot.

Someone gets a slap or a dig

Joffrey is being a wally

Someone speaks in another language

Cersei delivers a smackdown

Tyrion delivers a better smackdown

Khaleesi mentions her dragons

Khaleesi loses her dragons

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