Everybody wants a piece of Garth. Mark Stedman Mark Stedman

A LOT OF people were disappointed when the Garth Brooks tickets sold out this morning.

This guy had it particularly bad:

So fans – real fans – are turning to any means available to them to secure a place in the Croke Park stands.

This person posted a picture of their crying child on DoneDeal, after queuing for two days and getting nothing. They signed their ad “Parent & Child”.

Offers of cash are commonplace, but this Louth fan is really going the extra mile:

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It’s a sad tale he has to spin:

The hoorin alarm didn’t go off and I missed the chance to get tickets. I haven’t the money to pay what these robbin hoors is askin on Done Deal but I do have a Kidney I’m not using. Sure I only need the one, and maybe you know someone who needs the other one; preferably someone with Four pitch tickets to Garth Brooks on the Saturday.

With an element of danger:

I’m a mad Garth Brooks fan since I was a chile and I told the wife and her sister and her sisters boyfriend that I’d get tickets and if I don’t get them I’ll be shot with a ball of my own sh*te.

And refreshing honesty:

My blood type is B Negative and I’m thirty. I would ask for four Cusack stand tickets but I know I wouldn’t get them because I smoke like fck and I’ve been running drink through these kidneys since I was ten. Good lads!

If you’re not tempted, this enthusiastic Garthite has an alternative offer:

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Yes, that’s his wife he’s offering to loan out.

WILL LOAN MY WIFE FOR A MONTH TO ANYBODY WHO CAN GIVE ME 2 TICKETS. THIS IS NOT A JOKE, SHE IS A GOOD COOK, GREAT CLEANER AND EXCELLENT IN THE BEDROOM.

Please, somebody help these people. Someone? Anyone?

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Garth Brooks sold one ticket for every 25 people in Ireland>

Tickets are going for as much as €300 online>