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An essential history of George Hook's career as an erotic novelist
PEOPLE OF IRELAND, prepare yourselves – George Hook wants to write an erotic novel.
Yes. This man wants to write a sexy story for you.
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Speaking with Today FM’s Anton Savage this morning, Hook revealed he had 25% of the book done.
When asked if it was comparable to EL James’ Fifty Shades of Grey series, he said:
On The Right Hook yesterday, the broadcaster said the plot of his erotic novel involved a young Polish girl who was “despoiled” by four German soldiers during WWII. Grim.
But this isn’t the first time Hooky has flirted with the idea of writing an erotic novel – oh no.
Sam Boal / Photocall Ireland Sam Boal / Photocall Ireland / Photocall Ireland
According to the Irish Independent, he wrote ten chapters of a chick-lit book back in 2007, for the RTÉ show Arts Lives.
The book, called Slav For Love, chronicled the adventures of a ‘Polish blonde’ (we’re sensing a theme here) who moved to Dublin to be a novelist. Somehow, she ends up “brain-damaged, beaten up and shipped to the Middle East”. Grim.
He described his heroine thus:
This leading lady has distinct similarities to Hooky’s longtime crush, Pamela Anderson, no?
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We await the publication of Hook’s erotic novel with baited breath. Just when we thought we’d gotten over Alan Shatter’s Laura, eh?
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