Monday 23 December, 2024

10 people who REALLY aren't being helpful about the Leaving Cert results

Read these while waiting for results, at your peril.

THE LEAVING CERT results are out this morning and people are NERVOUS.

Tweets like these… not helping.

1. The alternative job suggestions

All you #leavingcert students. If you did really badly that's it. It's over. Might as well get a job as a fish wrangler in the circus
— Annie West (@anniewestdotcom) August 11, 2015

Annie West / Twitter

Sounds like a valid career option tbh.

2. The alternative

Don't worry #LeavingCert students.
The worst that can happen is that your parents will stop loving you and eternally resent your existence.
— richard (@richrdhamilton) August 11, 2015

Richard Hamilton / Twitter

Well that doesn’t sound tooooo bad?

3. A+

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4.

Grannies all over Ireland are lighting candles for their grandchildren getting their #leavingcert results

Because You are dead to them
— Ryan Cullen (@RyanCullen90) August 11, 2015

Ryan Cullen / Twitter

What do you mean you failed? Your nan lit a feckin’ candle!

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5. It’s all a game of probability

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6. Probably

Good luck to all the Leaving Cert results people today. I had to do mine a second time for five points. It was character building. Probably.
— Laura Kennedy (@LooraKennedy) August 12, 2015

Laura Kennedy / Twitter

7. The first reference to water charges, not bad

Don't worry about the leaving cert results, either way, we all have to pay the water charges and if you pass or fail, Vote Yes
— Stephen (@Stephenlough95) August 11, 2015

Stephen / Twitter

8. :(

Impossible is nothing…unless you fail your Leaving Cert, in which case it is, indeed, impossible.
— Fintan O’Toolbox (@FintanOToolbox) August 12, 2015

Fintan O'Toolbox / Twitter

9. The REAL lesson here

The Leaving Cert results tomorrow. Don't worry. It's all about who you know ,where you're from and sometimes who your parents are. Emigrate
— Wayne Power Poetry (@PowerWayne) August 11, 2015

Wayne Power / Twitter

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So basically, you’re all fecked, regardless.

10. You could do worse

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10 people who REALLY aren't being helpful about the Leaving Cert results

1. The alternative job suggestions

2. The alternative

3. A+

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5. It’s all a game of probability

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6. Probably

7. The first reference to water charges, not bad

8. :(

9. The REAL lesson here

10. You could do worse

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We couldn't find this Tweet

How Many Points Did You Get In Your Leaving Cert?>

10 things every thirtysomething says about the Leaving Cert>