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GIRLS. THEY’RE MYSTERIOUS, sophisticated creatures, aren’t they? It’s so hard to know what they’re thinking over there, on the other side of the dance floor, surrounded by a gaggle of mates.
Here’s a glimpse into what might be going through a girl’s mind when she’s out to get the shift.
(Don’t worry, the boys will be getting their turn too.)
1. Right, we’re at da klurb. Time to do a lap and see who else is here.
Sunday 24 November, 2024
Sunday 24 November, 2024
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22 thoughts every girl has while trying to get the shift
GIRLS. THEY’RE MYSTERIOUS, sophisticated creatures, aren’t they? It’s so hard to know what they’re thinking over there, on the other side of the dance floor, surrounded by a gaggle of mates.
Here’s a glimpse into what might be going through a girl’s mind when she’s out to get the shift.
(Don’t worry, the boys will be getting their turn too.)
1. Right, we’re at da klurb. Time to do a lap and see who else is here.
2. Jesus, it’s very warm. Am I sweating? Can everyone see that I’m sweating? Oh god.
3. Did I shave my legs? Just in case, like.
4. Is that hot guy* looking at me, or my friend?
*Artistic license has been taken with this depiction of a Hot Guy
5. *fluffs hair* It’s me!
6. Ah, he was actually looking over my shoulder. Never mind.
7. *dances self-consciously* Where are all the rides?
8. Who just touched my bum? I swear to god…
9. I certainly do not ‘have a smoke’. I’m only in the smoking area to scope out the lads, don’t you know.
10. OH HAYYYY - he’s decent-looking. Might ask him for a smoke, or a light for someone else.
Anything but actually telling him that he’s cute. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
11. And he’s going in for the kill!
https://vine.co/v/MtZ2xhIjDPe
12. Easy on the tongue there, cheers.
13. My friends better stop roaring at me from across the smoking area. I HEAR YOU GIRLS, YOU’RE GAS.
14. Oh, the girls are gone now. WHERE DID THE GIRLS GO?
15. The lights just came on. Everything has changed, changed utterly. I must leave him.
16. Yes, this is my totally valid and working number that you can of course contact me on…
17. Please don’t call to see if I gave you the right number. PLEASE don’t call to see if I gave you the right number.
18. SEE YE.
19. Now, where are my friends…
20. I have lipstick all over my face, don’t I.
21. Ah, yes. Yes I do. Mortified.
22. Oh well. Who’s for a curry cheese chip?
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