1. You still don’t understand why you were so taken with Cow And Chicken
A cow and a chicken, who are siblings, who were birthed by human parents… God only knows.
2. And this will never stop haunting you
The parents were…just legs. They were JUST LEGS.
3. You may not have studied French in school, but you do know one key phrase
4. Courage the Cowardly Dog was scarier than it had any right to be
Seriously! This was a KIDS SHOW.
5. And to this day, you think of this guy
WTF was that? And this? And that? Nightmares forever.
6. You’re still not sure why the animators were so obsessed with arses
And why are they all red? What’s wrong with you, Cartoon Network people?
7. And how they were able to get away with a character who was essentially walking cleavage
No face, just boobs. This would NEVER happen today.
8. Not to mention Johnny Bravo being a complete creep
9. You were never sure what I Am Weasel was about, but by god that theme tune was catchy
~You don’t need pants for the victory dance~
10. You craved one of these jawbreakers from Ed, Ed and Eddy, despite the physical impossibility of them
Think of all those sugar highs we could have enjoyed!
11. The weirdest thing though? You never thought all this was weird at the time
F**ked up, Cartoon Network. F**ked up.
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