1. The question “Who loves orange soda?” has just one answer
KEL LOVES ORANGE SODA.
2. And even now, you dream of tasting a Good Burger
Good Burger, home of the Good Burger. But just how good? We’ll never know.
3. ‘PLEASE’ is not just the ‘magic word’, it’s a catchphrase
Hands up if you regularly visited AmandaPlease.com to view Penelope’s Amanda Scrapbook.
4. And ‘I LIKE EGGS’ is an iconic statement
5. The Cynthia song from Rugrats has been playing in the back of your head for decades now
CYNTHIA, SHE’S A REALLY COOL DANCER!
6. You’re still devo when you remember how Chuckie just wanted a mom
Ah god.
7. Catdog was F**KED UP
Why make a cat and a dog conjoined twins? How did they go to the toilet? Too many questions, not enough answers.
8. But the theme tune was a banger
~Alone in the world was a little CatDog~
9. Helga Pataki set the tone for your pre-teen love life
Tease them in public, pine over them in private. Oh Helga, you knew us too well.
10. You thought As Told By Ginger was really deep
It may have been a cartoon, but it dealt with Actual Issues like jealousy, depression and grief, so you felt really grown-up watching it.
11. And you were a little seal girl living in the real world
12. You realise now that so many of the cartoons had hidden jokes for adults
How’d they get that in there!
13. But that just gives you an excuse to watch them all again
Now bring in the dancing lobsters!
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