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EARLIER TODAY, GUINNESS Ireland invited Twitter users to submit questions to two of its brewers under the hashtag #askthebrewers.
The Q&A saw the brewers answer questions about the new Dublin and West Indies porters, Guinness-flavoured ice-cream and the brand itself. It was pretty much exactly what you would expect and mostly featured answers like this.
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Alright, Guinness.
There was one deeply important question, however, that went unanswered. One that has plagued Guinness drinkers for generations. That is…
@GuinnessIreland#askbrewers Is there a trick so my farts don't smell that bad after a few pints of Guinness?
Monday 25 November, 2024
Monday 25 November, 2024
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Guinness held a Twitter Q&A, but neglected to answer this very important question
EARLIER TODAY, GUINNESS Ireland invited Twitter users to submit questions to two of its brewers under the hashtag #askthebrewers.
The Q&A saw the brewers answer questions about the new Dublin and West Indies porters, Guinness-flavoured ice-cream and the brand itself. It was pretty much exactly what you would expect and mostly featured answers like this.
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Alright, Guinness.
There was one deeply important question, however, that went unanswered. One that has plagued Guinness drinkers for generations. That is…
Never had the misfortune of smelling a Guinness fart? This description is pretty accurate/powerful.
Farts you could knit with.
As these Guinness drinkers will attest, Guinness farts are a very real problem.
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See? Very real.
Unfortunately, Guinness did not shed any light on to how to best deal with this problem, so the scourge must continue.
Maybe just invest in a Yankee candle and breathe through your mouth for the foreseeable future.
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